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I don’t think it’s gonna fit
Neil Gaiman’s brilliant graduation speech on living the creative life, made into a giant comic, from the same folks who distilled Neil deGrasse Tyson’s monologue on the most astounding fact about the universe into a comic.
(via ofpurelove)
Oliver offers his protection. (Taken with instagram)
There is a group of children outside my house chanting
“Number one: dink!
Number two: 2 butt!”
Over and over again. What is happening.
“hey Ma, how was your day?” (Taken with instagram)

new life goal: BEDroom.
I will have the most epic sleepovers. And you’re all invited.
I dunno, if it were me i’d opt for a projector maybe? It seems you’d have to be at a weird angle to watch the tv (sore neck!) and the tv isn’t that big.
I know, Debbie Downer, but it could be done better.
(via imperfeklynormal)

uh
if you realized “hey I can send a picture of my junk to someone via text message”
you’re already halfway there
Working at home when you’re alone and the weather is gorgeous… De best.
I have been stressed out to nightmarish levels since last week and I started working at home so I can actually do some work without anyone telling me about their dog, motorcycle, or asking me to look up phone numbers on the internet because I am “better at it”.
I have been on my back deck since 7:45am listening to music and actually getting stuff done. And stress has disappeared!
When you combine a “get up and walk around” break with watering your garden and can throw loads of dishes and clothes in their respective washers on your bathroom break you can get an obscene amount of professional and personal work done.
You also get to work in flip flops and no bra and sit in the shade and sip ginger ale.

The only pairs of pants I feel comfortable in look like these ones, and all I can think about while wearing them is this episode of Happy Endings.
I woke up feeling like crap today, and immediately thought, “Well, better put on my giant pants”.
Some girls think a man will make them happy.
I know giant pants will make me happy.
Taken with instagram
My home office when it’s 20 degrees and under… Not a bad gig!! (Taken with instagram)









